With the way OU fans act, I am surprised this has not happened Sooner. Get it? Sooner? Because OU's mascot is...ah forget it. I'm not on par with the other Deadspin commenters.

"And I wasn't intoxicated either. I want people to know that. I'd had a couple of drinks, but I was not intoxicated."

He's not the husband she deserves, but the husband she needs right now.

You can just tell by ALL of his reactions that Dad has been getting in fights over her behavior for no less than 20 years. One-handed, no-look, nonchalant deflection of the angry son, pay-no-mind ignoring of the Oklahoma bros, just an old pro. Nothing but veteran moves. He's the real hero here. I'm willing to bet…

"I'm not sure if the guy restraining her was her husband or not—they weren't sitting right next to each other"

Every time I get on Facebook. Every. Single. Time.

My question is — is this movie doing anything new? At this point, "white Wall Street conmen experience meteoric rise and disgraceful plummet, as accompanied by prostitutes and drugs; cause us to question our own social values" isn't new ground to tread. In a year where we had some pretty cool and unusual things…

I said the same thing in another comment! They're doing what we in the South call "puttin' on" - calling them "rednecks" is giving them FAR too much credit. They're hustlers.

DAMN. I'm gonna just set aside all the shitstain remarks they've made and say this: if I had married one of these men when they looked like this*, I would be pissed as fuck with the intentional unkempt grossness they're sporting now. "Hey, hey remember when you didn't go out of your way to look like a hairy swamp…

Keep in mind that this is the Duck Dynasty family about twelve years ago. There is some major Larry the Cable Guy / George W. Bush faux redneckism going on here.

I'm just going to leave this before picture here. Obviously they are true to themselves.

Lets not drag ZZ Top into this.

I don't like JT music, he sounds like Eunick with Auto tune

"It is inappropriate for this organization to involve my family and I when they know nothing of our personal circumstances."

For folks who don't recall this from the last time: with the equipment we have these days, it's possible to detect the extremely low levels of various elements present as the result of normal dirt getting into hair. Your hair, too, would show evidence of the presence of heavy metals. Nor am I seeing anything…

I haven't gotten more than 6. I'll probably quit trying as I'm seeing way too wieners that are freaking me out.

After multiple tries, I managed to get 10/40 right. I understand the concept and the statement it's trying to make, but I agree that the execution of it is all wrong. The tightly cropped shots go so far as to make me wonder if I could just as well be playing a game called "belly or boob" an only revealing a solid mass…

It kicks me out after like 4 pictures. That's no where near enough time to finish.