With the way OU fans act, I am surprised this has not happened Sooner. Get it? Sooner? Because OU's mascot is...ah forget it. I'm not on par with the other Deadspin commenters.

"And I wasn't intoxicated either. I want people to know that. I'd had a couple of drinks, but I was not intoxicated."

He's not the husband she deserves, but the husband she needs right now.

You can just tell by ALL of his reactions that Dad has been getting in fights over her behavior for no less than 20 years. One-handed, no-look, nonchalant deflection of the angry son, pay-no-mind ignoring of the Oklahoma bros, just an old pro. Nothing but veteran moves. He's the real hero here. I'm willing to bet…

"I'm not sure if the guy restraining her was her husband or not—they weren't sitting right next to each other"

Every time I get on Facebook. Every. Single. Time.

My question is — is this movie doing anything new? At this point, "white Wall Street conmen experience meteoric rise and disgraceful plummet, as accompanied by prostitutes and drugs; cause us to question our own social values" isn't new ground to tread. In a year where we had some pretty cool and unusual things…

Is the ecologist a verifiable source? Google news is turning up a stunningly small amount of corroboration on this article.

You can tell the lot about the legitimacy of a story by doing a Google search and seeing if the only sources who've published on it are partisans and charlatans. Unfortunately, Gizmodo ran this before doing such a test.

However pedantic, you cannot have a 'severe possibility'. You can have a strong possibility, but not a possibility that is measured in intensity.

3000 Years from now, once the polar caps have melted, the earth has become a barren desert, and human beings are forced into caves and underground caverns, they will be heard proclaiming "Why! Why! Why did so many of our ancestors have to wash their hands with hot water!?"

Yeah, except you don't just wash hands to kill bacteria and whatnot, you wash them to have 'clean hands'. And cold water just doesn't cut it as well if you have grease or oils or sticky stuff. Or peanut butter on your hand. Try getting that off with cold water. Seriously, go try. I'll wait. But what about showers? Hot…

I said the same thing in another comment! They're doing what we in the South call "puttin' on" - calling them "rednecks" is giving them FAR too much credit. They're hustlers.

DAMN. I'm gonna just set aside all the shitstain remarks they've made and say this: if I had married one of these men when they looked like this*, I would be pissed as fuck with the intentional unkempt grossness they're sporting now. "Hey, hey remember when you didn't go out of your way to look like a hairy swamp…

Keep in mind that this is the Duck Dynasty family about twelve years ago. There is some major Larry the Cable Guy / George W. Bush faux redneckism going on here.

I'm just going to leave this before picture here. Obviously they are true to themselves.

Lets not drag ZZ Top into this.

I have not seen a film in the theater in over a year. I find it hard to care anymore. They just keep making the same crap.