Beyonce has an 8th grade education; what did you expect?!

My message behind this album was finding the beauty in imperfection.

Oh dear God, Jezebel — you are serious about this Beyonce-a-day thing.

Beyonce's songs haven't struck me so much as pro-woman as they are pro-Beyonce. They're not about women at all, they're about how great she personally is.

That's what turns me off about her the most. There are other celebrities that give off the same "little miss perfect" vibe, like Natalie Portman or Gwyneth Paltrow. Even though I liked Destiny's Child, I always hated that Beyoncé was always pushed to the front. Her outfits were the sexiest, her hair and skin was the…

Honestly it's laughable that they think Beyonce is solely responsible for her music. There's like 12,000 people writing most of those songs. You think she comes up with these ideas on her own? lol please. She's got a team of people in charge of her image and NONE of this was accidental

Empirically, the answer is no.

The new season of Girls will be upon us soon enough, resurrecting the Brilliant Everywoman, Lena Dunham, from the depths of her off-season loss of constant attention.

A regular typical Black woman here and honestly- I really dislike Beyonce's music. And Hillary, you keep writing about her WTF?! This is article no.3. Some of us will never like her. No shade. HARD TRUTH. Now MOVE ON!

I agree. Hopefully Kate Middleton will come out with a new hairstyle so Jezebel will start talking about that instead. Or maybe someone will dig up old Jennifer Lawrence pictures from high school. That's three stories worth of content right there!

Can we stop talking about Beyoncé EVERY DAMN HOUR OF THE DAY?

"You gotta be fucking kidding me" - Manti Te'o.

In other words, another movie that unironically pines "Wouldn't it just be better for us straight white men if women would just stop having free will?!"

St. Jetersburg - A Tale of Rounding the Bases

It's just pics he hates. He's OK with text-based social networking. Guests have even been encouraged to participate with a softly uttered "Yeah tweets, yeah tweets."

If only I had seen this movie before....

The greatest love story of all time.

Can we please start a "Beyonce-Free Zone" of the site? Or can someone with some programming savvy make a Beyonce Blocker for Chrome?

I couldn't tell you a thing about what happens in The Man Who Wasn't There,

"Jezebel does not care about black rape victims."