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So the Kardashians sisters are leading the way in inter-racial relationships?

I lent my copy of Fallout 3 to my friend. Yesterday, she said she was not feeling it.

Oh my god, that actual hurt as I read it. It was like getting punched in the nuts, if my brain was my nuts.

They should debut it on February 14th.

Try George Dickel! Not bad at all.

To be fair, you can't even walk in Chicago without running into at least a few Poles.

Goddamn do I love the lady with the hilarious, over the top accent. I didn't realize the accents were that bad. I thought commercials/tv/movies eggagerated the accents, but there it is.

Seriously? Again with the "Isn't the sociopathic Governor the same as this character who had to make some tough judgement calls while keeping their morality intact" theories? No, Carol is not the same as the Governor. No, Rick was never the same as the Governor. The Governor serves as an example of how dangerous it is…

Yeah I hope this doesn't become an internet pic taking fad...

I have found a good way to hold small dogs & cats to medicate them. Get on your knees, and sit back on your heals. Now, stuff the animal between you legs, butt in, head out and gently hold them by squeezing your legs. Now, if you are quick, you can do about anything with head & neck. They will try to back away from…

It's hilarious, right? Once I even saw a chicken "get out" of the hypnosis when her eyes (pupil) started pulsating like crazy, then all of a sudden she snapped out of it and started panicking!

I don't mean to be a know-it-all here but I'm quite amazed you guys thought this was a myth - I've been grabbing my cats in the neck ever since I was a wee child because I always understood that's what they'd consider to be a form of "punishment" as if their mom was correcting them. It's pretty handy if you need to do…

Ok, I've tried this and it did NOT work. Maybe I was doing it wrong.

The most influential piece for me, personally, regarding college football came from, of all people, James Michener. It's hard to find these days, but his (nonfiction, obviously) book "Sports in America" is mostly a nonstop screed against the profound unfairness of a CFB system that takes poor, uneducated kids, earns…

Kinja is acting weird.

The reviews on the Zappos page are brilliant.

So you think you're a Romeo, playing a part in a picture-show ....

True story:

I dated Axl for a short, torrid month in the late 1980s. It was wild and fun and dangerous and stupid . . . and this is what he wrote to me when we broke up:

Dear Sparkle,