Yeah, no shit — I'm sure our mechanic thought that there was something wrong with my jaw as it hit the shop floor when he referred to our used '03 (purchased in '06) XC70 2.5T AWD as "a luxury car."

Ha!

Absolutely hilarious!

"Hey y'all look at that Gator who shit his pants!"

"Hmmmmm. Babs, huh?"

(sob)

Ha! Exactly!

Whoa.

Heyyyy! That's MY line!

Happy shopping.

You're not alone.

"Properly maintained"? "Responsibility"? "Prove it has been done"?

I disagree — Quebec is the TEXAS of Canada!

This —

What the fuck is this — some kinda S&M shit? Penance?

That's what I thought too...until Surprise Kid aka #3 came along. Yeah, I'm still in here. 7 minutes and counting...yep, with three you hide wherever you can. Every minute alone is —

Heh. Guess where I'm at right now.

Hell yeah. Caught it on SyFy (did I just type that?!) one night while channel surfing and thought — whoa, are those effects actually good? Is that Dennis Quaid and Ben Foster? What the fuck is this?! Got it for $5 bucks at B&N the next day.