VanillaLips

VanillaLips

vanillalips

9/15/14

"The Philly fans tend to know the game a little better...you know, the way the game is played."

9/15/14

He doesn't use tanning beds, no siree, no ma'am! That would be, um, racist!

9/15/14

Cowboy Joe Did NOT Like Papelbon's Sac Celebration —

9/14/14

Village you say?

9/14/14

Cowboy Joe is probably rilly worried he ain't gonna git one o' these fer Jeezis' birfday, y'all —

9/14/14

"Wait — my boobs are on WHOSE Twitter feed?!!"

9/13/14

it's not really free-form at all: it swings like hell.

9/12/14

9/12/14

She's from Texas, and has that wonderful watered-down accent...

9/12/14

"Yes? Can I help you?"

9/12/14

This is the best (and most brief) thing you've ever written!

9/11/14

This —

9/11/14

Ha! You beat me to it...even though that little blip that they play isn't really free-form.

9/4/14

Not gonna tilde-shame ya, HS. Not gonna do it.

9/4/14

9/4/14

Yeah, all of ours too.

9/4/14

...or if it was in South Tampa, or maybe St. Pete? (I'm from Pasco, then Hillsborough.) But Ft. Myers? Yeah...surprises me too.

9/4/14

Must be some of that dreaded Baltimo' curry...

9/4/14

Also not a Ray Lewis quote —

9/4/14