It's some bizarre shit, Ray — but don't get me started on a Simmons-esque bogus muso-philo screed. I just don't understand why McCartney, Billy Joel, the Boss, etc etc don't catch a comparable amount of flack from the very same peeps that you reference over the very same things: Old/classic rock? Check. Sell-outs?…

Pat Tabler: "Melky lives in Tampa too so that's surprising..."

Damn, that's actually the first Simmons piece I (mostly) read all the way through. Thanks for the link, Ross!

Meanwhile...chicks dig hot dudes. Who knew?

Got to give SmartAsinine credit — Braden's do? "The Giamatti Jheri"

See also — "no-hitter."

Details!?

Hey, thanks usedtobe!

As the kids say — "There, fixed it for you."

Oh, hell yeah!

Yeah.......sounds like someone was too afraid to admit that he/she knew of a tune by an extremely unhip band that included a bunch of dorky musos who are uncool and one dork who played the flute and wore penis flowers onstage...who is still considered cool for some reason.

Unfortunately yer ass is grass with my artisanal "Aspic."

Made it through about 27 seconds.

Will —

Iguana tacos, por favor?

That's funny as hell, 'cuz that's really what it is...conjoined, bickering fraternal twins (I know that's stretching, no pun int.) attached by that hideous stretch of I4.

Dearest coco —

Dade Shitty — still got fam there, too. Aww yeah.