Frying pan to the fire, huh? ;-)

S'okay, Glove...enjoy the restaurants and finish grad school! I wish that I did...'tho I'm not sure it would've helped much. LOL

USF campus/adjoining area is somewhat of a respite/oasis...but not much. ;-)

Hugs for you, HW.

When someone keeps using the words "like" or "you know" in a conversation, they're actually telling you that they are paying attention to exactly what you're saying and that they are not, in fact, a stupid person.

Mark, Mark, Mark...

As far as myths go, I choose to believe that (if not junked somewhere) the original mothership is battling Sir Nose in The Black Hole —

Thanks for the article reminder!

"Duuuuuuuuuuuude!!! The CODE!"

Could be worse. These could be raining down.

That's bullshit, bruh.

I'm sure that you only drink the finest in Cambodian breastmilks.

S'up, fellas?

Fabulous!

Here's the problem —

The real fun begins when you post this to Jezebel.

Oh! Oh! Oh!

There once was an asshole in Brazil —