S'up, fellas?

Here's the problem —

The real fun begins when you post this to Jezebel.

There once was an asshole in Brazil —

Gardy loo!

Sob. You're a fucking dickhead...!

Beards and guns and quoting ancient, out-of-date Abrahamic religious propaganda as a means of justifying discrimination against them thar gayz and pottymouth wurds? Hmmm, where have we seen this before...oh, right, raise yo' mis'rbuh hand up —

You forgot "like."

Yeah, I was expected to be mortified, disgusted at the ennui, clutching my chest and collapsing onto the fainting couch from the head-up-the-assery of it all.

I hear ya with that, can I raise ya with the "ScarJo is always awesome" trope AND the "get kicked in the stomach 'cuz of some crazy shit in your tummy, turn into nutty ass-kicking freak"? I know it's a lot to ask.

'Cuz of his plaintive, out-of-touch Kickstarting to make what now appears (at least in the trailer) to be an okay flick?

Same here; surprised as shit about that, too.

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Hey Deadspinners — urine for a treat with THIS one!

I'm shattered, cor...you really brought the whip down.

"Umm hmmmm."

Press conference post-game —