"What, what, whaaaaaaaaaat?!!! I'm not gonna touch shit! Don't you fuckin' look at me, don't look at Pineda....wuuuuuargggGGGGGHHHHHH!!!"

The Eck: "Ridiculously moronic...insane...the dumbest thing I've ever seen."

"Hey, it wasn't me — I was framed by the FBI (Female Body Inspectors)!"

Hah. Me too, Syph. Me too.

1st inning I didn't see it; 2nd inning the better half (a former Yankee fan) yells out: "He's got a stripe on his NECK!!!"

I thought that CC was once on "the full box of cereal every night" diet —

Drain you of your sanity, face the thing that should not be...in madness you dwell!

Yeah, D — Waters, Frank Zappa, Chester Thompson, John Astin, Mike Phelps, Odgen Nash, etc etc.

No shit (sorry)...it IS funny vis a vis the food safety con, but FUCK!

Ha ha ha.

...yes, yes she is.

Numbers of flies in the (maple) buttermilk are up! At least in Bratt...

On the other hand, quite a few of the courses in the Brattleboro/Greenfield/Keene area are seasonal, and thus closed for the winter. A good friend is prez of the member's association for the Bratt course and could in no way be said to be a fan of Woods, or a fan of any golfer in particular that I'm aware of. But he…

...and point proven (re. US v UK idiosyncrasies vis a vis sports, fandom etc)! LOL unless you're trolling, in which case LOLs x2!

Rays fan reads this, ponders the numbers at the Forum vs. the numbers at the Trop, questions the existential dilemma of how hockey is more popular in the Tampa area than baseball, accepts premise, ceases to exist...or becomes the first Lightning fan.

Dunno Barry — looks pretty spot on to me. "Trendy soccerism" has been at a simmer for a few years now...no "true" soccer enthusiast need by threatened by what some douchebags are doing in Williamsburg. Don't blame the messenger.

Not when they're young. They're cute when they're running and young and a big blob of dust, arms, and legs with a size 3 in their midst...and the moms/dads who hate soccer and would never be caught dead at a pro game shout and holler "Come on now Bubba, Billie Jo...y'all kick that ball now!"

Don't make me post my Rowdies shirt, dude.

This should be crossposted/shared to the Jezzies.

I know, right? The Mets scored (at the time of the ogling) 9 runs?!! My goodness.