Watched the game on NESN last night — it was pretty clear right away that he'd at least dislocated it.

What's the problem with cute kitties destroying private property? (Also — "Lilly and The Hairless"?)

I DO NOT work for Apple, and have scoffed at all iMania in the past...but I have to say that iTunes has worked the best for my collection, hands down. Storage, playback, burning, you name it. Hate to admit it...

At the very least Dr. Zhu should stucco the cement company with the bill.

Curses! Foiled again!

"You toucha my vino, I carrabba you winery!" (bumper sticker on Mandola's truck)

At least there were no beheadings.

Theme music, a la "Yakety Sax" —

Dunno 'bout that, dude...did anyone else compliment you and/or post the same reply? Ha. But thanks for the generosity!

Please accept my (meta, NL rival) moranic substitute —

Dammitt! Beat me to it...

Joe: there's quite a bit of stuff on Amazon — despite a much-vaunted "5-star rating" — that I'll never buy!

So, what you're saying is — he caught the ball, batted foul into the seats, the right way!

Thanks for your interest, Joe — you've got some mildly amusing stuff there. I'm not a fan of the cartoon artwork, and your self-promotion (you couldn't have said "my book"?) is off-putting, to say the least. Not to mention that it won't lead me to purchase your book. It did get me to click your site, so if that's…

Wow! That exciting, huh? I'm flattered!

Nah. We moved to CT in '99, then VT in '01. I used to miss Tampa quite a bit — lived there '90 to the CT move — but not so much anymore...

If we ever move back to the FL (the wife swears we won't, but IF we DO), then I'll hit you up. The boys' nana/step-grandy — who still live in Dade Shitty — can babysit.

My pain is more pain-y than your pain, coco. I said it. You don't regret it. I know that you don't.