"Umm hmmmm."

This —

Press conference post-game —

"What, what, whaaaaaaaaaat?!!! I'm not gonna touch shit! Don't you fuckin' look at me, don't look at Pineda....wuuuuuargggGGGGGHHHHHH!!!"

The Eck: "Ridiculously moronic...insane...the dumbest thing I've ever seen."

"Hey, it wasn't me — I was framed by the FBI (Female Body Inspectors)!"

Hah. Me too, Syph. Me too.

1st inning I didn't see it; 2nd inning the better half (a former Yankee fan) yells out: "He's got a stripe on his NECK!!!"

I thought that CC was once on "the full box of cereal every night" diet —

Drain you of your sanity, face the thing that should not be...in madness you dwell!

Mmmmmmm, phorusrhacidae tetrazzini...

Yeah, D — Waters, Frank Zappa, Chester Thompson, John Astin, Mike Phelps, Odgen Nash, etc etc.

No shit (sorry)...it IS funny vis a vis the food safety con, but FUCK!

After a first glance at your first glance, I substituted "hipsters" for "hippies" and chuckled just a little. Then shuddered.

Ha ha ha.

...yes, yes she is.

Numbers of flies in the (maple) buttermilk are up! At least in Bratt...

On the other hand, quite a few of the courses in the Brattleboro/Greenfield/Keene area are seasonal, and thus closed for the winter. A good friend is prez of the member's association for the Bratt course and could in no way be said to be a fan of Woods, or a fan of any golfer in particular that I'm aware of. But he…

...and point proven (re. US v UK idiosyncrasies vis a vis sports, fandom etc)! LOL unless you're trolling, in which case LOLs x2!

Rays fan reads this, ponders the numbers at the Forum vs. the numbers at the Trop, questions the existential dilemma of how hockey is more popular in the Tampa area than baseball, accepts premise, ceases to exist...or becomes the first Lightning fan.