Dunno Barry — looks pretty spot on to me. "Trendy soccerism" has been at a simmer for a few years now...no "true" soccer enthusiast need by threatened by what some douchebags are doing in Williamsburg. Don't blame the messenger.

Not when they're young. They're cute when they're running and young and a big blob of dust, arms, and legs with a size 3 in their midst...and the moms/dads who hate soccer and would never be caught dead at a pro game shout and holler "Come on now Bubba, Billie Jo...y'all kick that ball now!"

Don't make me post my Rowdies shirt, dude.

Eh. Eye still won't watch it.

This should be crossposted/shared to the Jezzies.

I know, right? The Mets scored (at the time of the ogling) 9 runs?!! My goodness.

Watched the game on NESN last night — it was pretty clear right away that he'd at least dislocated it.

Yeah, have another one a decade after the first two and re-live all the existential dread of "Shit, I can't turn off 'Paw Patrol' now, can I?" way after you forgot that that feeling ever existed...

What's the problem with cute kitties destroying private property? (Also — "Lilly and The Hairless"?)

I DO NOT work for Apple, and have scoffed at all iMania in the past...but I have to say that iTunes has worked the best for my collection, hands down. Storage, playback, burning, you name it. Hate to admit it...

At the very least Dr. Zhu should stucco the cement company with the bill.

Curses! Foiled again!

"You toucha my vino, I carrabba you winery!" (bumper sticker on Mandola's truck)

At least there were no beheadings.

Theme music, a la "Yakety Sax" —

Dunno 'bout that, dude...did anyone else compliment you and/or post the same reply? Ha. But thanks for the generosity!

Please accept my (meta, NL rival) moranic substitute —

Dammitt! Beat me to it...