No, I'm sorry! Thanks for suffering the pedantry.

You still have those?

Of the '80s?

I'd like to chaste her Beirut, nudge nudge wink wink (wait, what?) —

I'd like to jackie her chamoun, you know what I'm sayin'?

Whereas men are more likely to have nightmares about natural disasters, being chased, or insects

Heh. Hadn't seen that one!

Here we go!

You're too kind. And too clinical, too technical. LOL

Oh Kinja!

Oh SHIT! It's on! I think I'll just —

Let's not forget THIS one —

You sir are a worthy opponent. It has been an honor to engage in silly battle with you.

'Cuz this was waiting for Tommy at the bottom of that slide —

Whoa — that many, huh? You've got me beat, and I thought that I was hardcore!