Credit for this hilarious and inspirational funny funny fun should go to MegynKellyIsMyMistress. Mea culpa!

No black dots coming out of your penis?

A-HA!!!

Trolling-ass mufukas!

Awwww, HELL no!

I don't think that I ever want to eat a hamburger again. Or at least until lunch.

Wait — isn't Prince a Ranger?

Duuuuuude.

Penance for —

http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2013/12/01/chi…