"I could cope with a lens or two back in the day..."

They all look petrified — I don't blame them!

Polite, Well-Spoken Richard Sherman is Polite, Well-Spoken...

Hi There!

"David, I have this feeling, I just have this feeling that like, you're gonna owe me SO many dinners, I dunno. Just this weird feeling I have."

What, multi-year deal is questionable?

Hey, you were my...

Sexist! LOL

Heidi Klum and her boyfriend/bodyguard Martin Kirsten have split up

I'll see your semi-auto w/silencer, and raise you as such —

Wait — Bardem was Bond? I missed it!

I really think that I'm gonna have to re-evaluate our relationship...

With a few notable exceptions, most everything that happened on stage at the Grammys was the most boring thing I've ever witnessed.

What's that? Dipshits don't like competent ladies? Ratings, what? Well hell, give 'em this —

No.

Tastes like chicken!

Wow.

Back up, gator. I saw the KD Lang first, now!

Fuckin' thugs.

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