Here we go!

You're too kind. And too clinical, too technical. LOL

Oh Kinja!

Oh SHIT! It's on! I think I'll just —

Let's not forget THIS one —

You sir are a worthy opponent. It has been an honor to engage in silly battle with you.

'Cuz this was waiting for Tommy at the bottom of that slide —

Whoa — that many, huh? You've got me beat, and I thought that I was hardcore!

Credit for this hilarious and inspirational funny funny fun should go to MegynKellyIsMyMistress. Mea culpa!