No black dots coming out of your penis?

A-HA!!!

Trolling-ass mufukas!

Awwww, HELL no!

I don't think that I ever want to eat a hamburger again. Or at least until lunch.

Wait — isn't Prince a Ranger?

Duuuuuude.

That's what she said.

Dammitt!

A speed befitting a commenter with such a name as yours...

Almost expected to see Burneko's name on this.

Don't forget GMO- and gluten-free!

Thanks for the correction, OneLove.

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