VL 13 has a buddy (being raised by his grandies, so you know he's spoilt as hell) got a combo gift (his money, his grandies') consisting of a One, a jumbo flat screen to play it on, maybe a smallish stereo to hook it up to? But he ran out of moolah so couldn't get COD "Ghosts" or whatever the hell, or any game (save…

That's fucked up, Cappy! Don't you DARE dash his diabolical dreams of dangerous driving with your "import" nonsense.

Thanks, DL — I'll let him know!

VL kid age 13 and VL kid age (almost) 15 want their own XBox Ones. We already told them: "Ha. No fucking way, dudes." Too 'spensive, brats — wait 'til next year. Ain't nothin' wrong with their 360s n' shit. We even forbid them from buying one with their own money — wait a year, bugs get fixed, prices come down,…

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Pros: Amy Adams, the cliched yet still fruitful "I'm in love with an AI" conceit.

Wow, is it gonna be Skyline?

Yeah, I won't hold my breath for that one.

BTW D, we've got THAT SAME EXACT SPILL in our fridge! What the hell!? LOL

That should read "First Jam. rest. I ever ate at..." Is it Kinja, or is it me?

Oh shit, D — I got you on "scotch bonnet"? But hold on, lemme check myself before I do in fact wreck myself (again) — a scotch bonnet is a Caribbean variant of the habanero? Hmmmmmm...

Or did I (or is that "i"? or "l")??! I'm seeing different fonts, now? It is "dani," yes?

Whoa! Apologies are due to you from me for fucking up your name! Dumbass. I'll blame my iPhone. Anyhoo...

8.) Being impatient after landing

Well there ya go, Dani-in-the-know!
They decided to get all filtery on their own asses, huh?

Heh — good one!

Actually, points for Sriracha absence.

Yeah, rum.