By "sweet tap," if you mean out of your faucet, and you live in South Vermont, then hell yeah.

Earth Balance is pretty good, 'cept for when it's more expensive than the local butter.

The best you can do is fucking funny, man.

Insert obligatory "Pat The Bat/Machine" anecdote here...

Dougie order chicken parm with salad, smashes it all together, eats half, puts the other half in Tito's chair, bitches him out about not being in the lineup tonight, tells Schill to suck it, orders another chicken parm, drops the remainder into Tito's Dubble Bubble bucket, shrieks "Dougie wants to GO DEEP TONIGHT!"

Ha!

I can appreciate his position/predicament — but yeah.

Yep. Gettin' old. Real old.

Embedded footage "disabled by request" — that was quick.

"Aging dinosaur rocker." Ooooo, he's (in the parlance of the times) "an old."

Sarcasm/subtlety fail my fault, EBS. All due apologies; I'll try to allay my guilty conscience and your justified confusion by blaming the internets! LOL

Alternatively alternative — "He who smelt (it) first, dealt the WORST."

Neither the "liberal media" nor Biden/Kinnock are logical (logic, something "libertarians" love to pay the most embarrassingly idolatrous lip service to) responses to Paul getting caught stealing someone's shit. Two wrongs don't make a right. Personal responsibility! Just because the Biden flap exists doesn't mean…

Ha! Makes ya wonder, doesn't it? (Eye roll.)

With your concluding question you stopped me from writing the same, only with added snark. 'Cuz it's Jezebel (Gawker). Something like — "Inconsistent 'murkin Libertarians, stealing and plagiarism, refusal to admit wrong, playing to gun culture, homophobia/misogyny, Ayn Rand used Social Security," etc.

Shane remembers Charlie, pauses for somber reflection regarding the existential dread of the "Shaw's or Shop-Rite" dilemma, completes purchase.

They have architecture, and it's beautiful, in Paris...Texas?

HA! Waddaya know — HamNo was right! — cheap coffee (from TJ Maxx in Keene, brah) DOES taste good sprayed out of yer nose.

Live free or die, brah!

No, no, no!