Poor bastards.

Uehara at 2 out, Gomes catches 2nd fly. What are the birds thinking at this point?

Blind hatred?

Don't be that way, Blue — most berries are sweet, dontcha know.

Did (the proverbial) we miss this or did I miss this being posted?

I like yer diss 'cause it's got "vanilla" in it. Also 'cause Dunham is irritating, as is Jezebel's (and all said interest represents) fascination with her.

It's all good between Molina and Ross; they got in a lil' bit o' grabass after the did he/didn't he bidniz...

Or — "How To Act Like An Officious Dick To People Who Deign To Waste Your Oh-So-Precious Time With One Of Their Stupid and Naive Noob Questions, Car Snob Edition. Now With 20% Extra-Snarky Condescension For When The Car Illiterate Just Won't Fuck Off Like You Want Them To!"

People, people, people. Yes, all of your "Let's change 'kick' to 'shot'!" jokes are chuckle worthy. Really they are! Butt...(hey lookitme, it's fun!) Ortiz has always maintained that he did his potential PED ingesting the RIGHT way — by drinking your Dominican milkshakes. So while amusing, you are all out on a…

I've never seen a mar mite-y nom de plume, Veg! I like it! (One deserving of a cool avatar...)

You know what's a joke, Burke? The fact that you are 1) a Rays fan, 2) you like The Old 97s, and 3) you blamed Middlebrooks for purposefully obstructing Craig. You live in St. Pete and went to USF? Good for you; you're still down by 1.

Wrong, Burke. Craig tripped over Middlebrooks' thighs, not his feet/ankles. Watch it again.

Mary McCormack...single? Morris? Wow, what a dumb-ass.

When you point a (potentially gooey) finger, you have 3 more pointing back at you. It's the Cardinal way?

Whereas, behind the NESN the NESN desk...crickets. You could actually hear Tom Caron's heartbeat surging every time Jim Rice said something.

Dude, WTF?

Dammitt Leyland, it's only been a few days!

Dear EGR —

Duh. Should be "Now I'm looking forward to dinner." LOOKING.

Mmmmmmm...oat sodas and bourbon.