At the risk of belaboring the point —

$1.8 billion? That's a lot of Super Duper Weenies that Fieri's Fairfield County friends could be SACrificing.

There's a "2 and 20" joke here somewhere, but I'm too bushed to make it.

These two leave stains that can't be shrubbed out.

Marginal product.

This begs the question, small or no: Is it, in fact, a burger?

It's cool when chicks do it. Especially to a guy named...Guy Junker.

Well yeah, but uh, it was like totally worth it for the super-cute Cards chick who dyed her hair to match her shirt. And then she tried to kiss him. So 1 second out of 42 ain't bad, right? Right?

Guy Junker. Harry Balzac. Toss it. Funny.

Dick. Slacking. Funny.

Hey Hickey, thanks a lot jackass. I'll never be able to listen to "Katmandu" again without singing that shit...

Gub —

Did I miss the ad hominem attack on gin?

Your reply was still funny as hell.

Damn peeps...I honestly thought that whole "Zima" thing was a joke...

That's pretty funny so Imma let you finish. But you forgot "...and leave you with a cloyingly corny taste in your mouth." You know, 'cuz it's made from corn.

I'm sorry, Bro. I was actually rooting for your boys last night...and dunno what it is about Wash, but he's got some kind of hang-dog likability...despite his faults. Pissy Price pickin' off those dopes (good pitcher but he was acting like an ass in the post-game spots), Fuld catching Tanner AND Beltre not paying…

Jay Z. Beyonce. Cool. Gas station attendant. Personality. Crack. Clothes. Knife skills?

She used the phrase "smarty pants".

Shhhh, you guys!