Bravo, sir, bravo...I certainly thank you for your service.

Maybe I'm not yet awake from my nap...what the fuck are these people talking about? And why are those brats being so loud? Where's my blood pressure meds...

Lots of assumptions here — is the source reliable? confused? purposefully fibbing? mistaken? Also — were the other characters (who were Thing'd) also not breathing? Consistency...maybe Carpenter didn't care...?

Magary —

Ahhhh yes, my elmer mottar...

I feel yer pain, XMan...I was lucky enough to snap that one up on its release day when I worked at Barnes and Noble for, what, 30% off? "Robocop" is the one that I pine for, although the "20th Anniv. Steel" ain't too shabby. But yes, not the same...

Levon Helm died and we should note his passing, both in rock's name and as a fellow artist. But The Band is and has always been overrated, and this performance was poor, at best. The kind of performance that everyone NOT on the stage always takes way TOO seriously.

Yeah, Drew, because fingers flailing on a fretboard and everyone bashing their instruments is rawk, y'all. Exact opposite demonstrated next when Katy "Douchebag Domesticator" Perry gets up amidst the Tele feedback and disses Bon Iver by mentioning her cosmetics endorsement. Which is more rawk, dudes and dudettes?

There we go, people — the whole reason to tune in (and break away from Talking Dead, with which someone could draw plenty of parallels vis a vis the music industry) — Bruno Mars and Sting mashup w/Fist Brown's Victim And Her Egyptian Underboob Tat with the Marleys. Enjoyable, telling, and a little sad...who else will…

I shouldn't have slandered Fun. as a "piano-based Brit-rock band" in the vein of other wussy boy bands like Coldplay, etc. 'cuz 1) they ain't Brits and 2) they just won. LOL and yawn and next time check Wikipedia before I diss. Hmmm, "Walking Dead" is on in 3.5 mins....

Such a shame how music appreciation has depreciated. I bet you're a real cool hipster, hipster...you probably think/thought that Oasis was the next Beatles. Vomit. But thanks for the meta...

Oh shit! I guess you told me...and that would explain the roidhead git player. The subversion is complete — US pusses grew up listening to Coldplay, Keane, et al., and then said "Let's do THAT!" Oh yeah, I forgot Brit ska and Paul Weller, besides Supertramp...and yeah, most US shit sucks, too. But props for the…

Good stuff, good stuff indeed! Seriously jealous...

What the fuck...Coldplay? Snow Patrol? Keane? Fun.? Why does Brit Rock suck so much now? Was Supertramp the last cool (mostly) British piano-based band?

Thank you.

Hell the fuck yeah...

Awesome! Proud member of Team Tipper, here. But then again, I DID work in many a restaurant...I love how this thread is bringing out the cheapskate scumbags, separating the wheat from the chaff, if I may be so bold. Ha.

Oh wow, how hip you are in quoting a lyric to a song about racism, the KKK, and murder...when your righteous indignation in this case is piqued by tipping. Pathetic.

No, no, NOOO Craz — S_T_R up above has already answered your objections with his/her 1) and 2), not to mention that "logic" that should be re-labeled "equivocating assholery." It's not his/her "job" to ameliorate some low-class server's position, it's either the gubmint's or Mr. Boss Man's good graces...can't you…

Yeah, that's a case where you just get up and leave...