...she wrote as she tapped her knee to Bob Marley's "I Shot The Sheriff." I know, right — fictional punk metal depictions of revenge fantasies by a US Creole Af/Am rapper are SO much different than ones by weed-smokin' cool vibes Rastas, yes? Re.: Tyson — not a big fan, but seems as if he's done his penance. …

Wow. There is just so much wrong with this recipe I don't even know where to begin. Yes, I have been to Texas. No, not from there...is Florida worse?

Whoa. Comparing "Dune" and "Heaven's Gate" too ANYTHING directed by a Farrelly is ALMOST a mistake of kind, and not degree. The two former are cases of "hubris biting off more than it can chew, despite good intentions." The latter is, from what I understand, either an attempt at a pseudo "Kentucky Fried Movie" or…

You can lead a doofus to grammar but you can't make him/her think...

What the hell does VW have to do with Jamaican accents? Are Jamaican accents by mostly white, non-Jamaicans cool again...so much that it makes you wanna buy another stupid Beetle? Are the Beetles made in Jamaica?

Whoa. Hopefully you've got some very, VERY subtle sarcasm working here Petchesky, because the newscast-bomber was just trying to get her party on...and is insulted by this condescending and stupid horrorshow. Congrats to O-Town on the continued slide into even mo' Foxish Fluriduh-esque idiocy.

Short, quick, and to the point. Plus funny. If I could buy you a drink, I would.

Sorry. No one caught "pored"? Grossed me out. Should be "poured."

That's great — Dyson a client, so you get getsies? Rub it in, jackass. Ha! No, on second thought, don't. My DC 01 (responsible for cleaning after 2 adults, 3 boys between the ages of 3 and 14, and 4 disgusting cats) is held together with fucking electrician's tape and I gotta read this shit? Oh, the injustice...