Tune in to C-Span so Congress knows Americans are watching this:

Thank god you’re here to tell us that.

Oh cripes, and now I’m crying at my desk. I’m still expecting to wake up from this nightmare, but I keep pinching myself and nothing is happening. Except bruises.

I have this issue, too. I figure so long as people aren’t cringing when I stand next to them, it probably doesn’t smell bad yet. :)

WTF kind of name is Hoppy? Is it like Ned Rocknroll?

Funny. I feel blessed by having a B cup. Sorry guys, but it’s about my comfort... which means 9 times out of 10 I don’t wear bras ;)

Does anyone remember the RHOBH cringey dinner party they had where they all ended up singing with him on piano. If I remember right a couple housewives were giggly and having fun and he and Yolanda got mad at them for it. That’s when I knew he was a big ole bag o’ dicks.  

Man, fuck this guy. If I ever went to his dinner party, I would scream lyrics and twerk as he played his piano, just because he doesn’t like people to sing along when he’s having his moment.

My fave moment from RHOBH is from (I think) Yolanda’s first appearance where she’s flitting around David and cooing “My Love” constantly. She makes dinner and he takes a bite and tells her dismissively “Little salty, babe”

Ding! Ding! Ding!

Dorit is so extra, it pains me

Nice! Mine’s a DS9/TOS mashup.

I question Boy George for associating in any manner with PK and Dorit. Even if we all know he doesn’t in any way “live” there.

It’s so weird to me that this season I’m actually liking Kyle. DAMN YOU EDEN AND DORIT!

Boy George’s graceful bow-out once he sniffed out the fuckery on the horizon was everything.

I’m glad I’m not the only one who calls her Dorito. She needs to get off the island pronto.

I was always a little worried because I hate people and assume the worst. But never in my wildest nightmares (the ones with that dude from Hellraiser) did I think he had a chance to actually win. I assumed the worst case is he would cause an upswing in violence as his cultists revolted after he lost, and then he’d…