Wonder what "everyone having naked selfies online" will do for body image and body dysmorphia. Will one be unable to get a date via match.com if they don't include a naked selfie? Will that serve as a warning sign that the person is either "fat" or a "prude" and thus under serving of a message? I can only image HR…

She cleaned it for SNL! Or, her publicist made her clean it for SNL. I was shocked when I saw pics of a clean tongue performing.

Some people get a "throw away" bouquet or just throw one of the bridesmaid's bouquets. Perhaps that's what happened?

I can only speak as a rape victim and not as a victim of physical abuse such as assault. Rape hurts in different ways as its scars tend to be more mental, emotional and only sometimes physical. They're also internal; victims choose (or do not choose) when we show the effects of rape. Just like victims of physical…

I have to ask, is Rebecca Black still relevant? I thought she had her moment of "fame" and that was all she was allotted.. Have I missed something?

Did he also order a side of freedom fries?

What about horizontal running?!?!?! I'm not coordinated enough for mermaid dancing.

While this definitely got an eye roll from me, I have to admit that on the flip side I was thinking, "well, at least they aren't all 5'11, blonde w/blue eyes, and 110lbs."

oh thank god she clarified. this was totally keeping me up at night.

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"thigh gap" is not a requirement for a quality man. In fact, I would counter that if a "thigh gap" is a requirement for man x, he's far from a quality man.

I have an extremely healthy diet, well except for the multitude of years I spent battling anorexia, and still never achieved the infamous gap. To this day I still fear fried food, butter sends shiver down my spine and calorie dense foods like nutella and peanut butter will make me cower. Still, no thigh gap because…

I dislike sex or nudity when it's used gratuitously or excessively exploits one of the partners, especially if it's being done to "appease" the audience rather than advance the plot or further develop a character. My husband has even rolls his eyes at times and said that at times it's so gratuitous it's insulting to…

Does the author of the original article truly believe muffins are healthy? I wish I was still naive and could believe that store bought muffins are healthy. It took me awhile to find even a few muffin recipes that feel healthy.

Or, option c, she's trying to take advantage of her title to exploit a poor shop owner who would never dream of saying no to the Kate Middleton.

They could be doing something *good* with some of their other millions.

Is it sad that I'm just impressed there was no mention of roofies? Does that mean I've completely given up hope?

I watching the movie this morning and I am reluctant to admit this, but, I am totally obsessed with her little cocaine storage vessel.

What is this "poop" of which you speak?

You forgot "make 300 sandwiches".