I love John Oliver.

I don't believe there's truly an innocent lap dance; I placed my quotes incorrectly and meant it sarcastically.

Sorry, the quotes were supposed to also be around "innocent", so it should have read "innocent lap dance". Or, the quotes should have just been around "innocent".

How do the strippers performing the lap dances feel about this? Is their goal to get the guy to actually orgasm? Perhaps I am just misunderstanding the point of a lap dance, but these new "liquid lapdance pants" seem to take what is supposed to be an innocent "lap dance" to a whole new level. I feel like if a guy…

I really hope "Hunger Games Camp" doesn't replace the current Warrior Dash/insert terrible (or fun!) adjective/adverb here runs that have suddenly overtaken the nation.

This is clearly missing the most integral ingredient: Doritos. Perhaps Frito-Lay has some sort of non-compete that even covers the breakfast taco realm.

From what I understand you can watch football on your phone if you carry a glittery phone in a garter style holster. Oh, no I think you can watch it from a tab-let?

And holy iPad typos.

I just suffered major tragedy in my life and have not genuinely laughed in exaxtly 2 weeks. That just changed. I want to send the Manning brothera edible arrangements. Or gallons of milk. And I want to send Cooper one so he doesn't feel left out.

as a woman, I am epically disappointed by this misuse of the hashtag. I mean, I couldn't get him anyway, so there was a bit of momentary joy when I first saw this image. And then I read the editorial note.

"This bill improves a woman's ability to make an informed choice that will protect her physical and mental health now and in the future."

My husband has a BSE from Princeton and no graduate degrees. I did not go to Princeton, but have a PhD in the sciences. I guess according to Ms. Don't Marry Down, he still married down?

What an obnoxious title for this article. It's blatantly false and really, really pushing it. Jezebel, I get that you hate the 1% and anyone that makes remotely more than the national median income, but get over it already. Do only the 1% have offspring? No, in fact, they have fewer offspring than other economic…

Aaaand this man is now a father. To a little girl. *sigh*

Where in CT? My stylist & colorist are in Greenwich, and I used to go to a salon in Stamford. happy to provide recommendations.

FDA regulations require all composition, indication&uses, clinical testing (human & animal), clinical pharmacology, nonclinical toxicology, adverse reactions, contraindications, warnings/precautions and a heck of a lot more information be included in the prescribing information that is distributed with every…

In theory this sounds great, but it removes a right to choose, which is not so great. I guess the right to choose is that you now can choose to bring your own carnivorous lunch if you are pining for a meat product rather than opt for the school lunch, but this may not be a viable option for all children. Children…

Which will inevitably lead to....