Or hits her pinky toe on the corner of her dresser

“...we’ve addressed it extensively, there’s just nothing else to add, just because you guys continue to ask the same question over and over and over again doesn’t mean we that have to keep coming up with new things to say.”

She’s halfway to Clouseau’s boss’s facial twitches.

When duke loses, we are all winners

Can I say, this is a bit of a strawman argument. I don’t mind that they hold the card! When I open a tab, retrieving my card allows me to check the entire bill before I leave.

I’m tipping based off complexity of the order. If they’re opening bottles or pouring a draft, that’s a buck per. If they’re mixing something I might give two dollars. I don’t think cost should be a factor. Say they crack open a Bud Light or they crack open an imported beer? I’m supposed to tip more because the beer…

Your dry t-shirt contest promotion sounds awesome.

Watching Allen blow it numerous times at the end of the game and in OT was almost as good as Duke losing. You have Bagley underneath who has been unstoppable and in the worst case scenario gets a FT to end the game and Allen chooses instead to play hero ball? What a clown and bad bad teammate. He chose personal…

I could watch that Grayson Allen missed game winner gif all day. I bet Grayson Allen pronounces it “jiff”.

Grayson Allen must be kicking himself.

Seriously. Bagley is a freaking beast. But watching Allen miss those shots was great.

There’s some truth to this, but he’s always been an unrepentant racist.

Bill Maher did a bit this week about how “conservatives” like Andrew Breitbart, Dana Loesch, and Steve Bannon were all wannabe Hollywood stars who got rejected from the entertainment industry. So they were bitter and turned on liberals because Hollywood is run by liberals. Seems that Trump is doing the exact same…

Do people really not get why Colleges don’t want to pay athletes? They have no interest in running professional sports leagues, or dealing with all the employment related bullshit that comes with it. And they shouldn’t.

Bill Self - fucking Bill Self

Maybe MARRIED is not himself interested?  The real problem here though is the word “interested”.  People are going to hear that, which is by itself a “strong” word”, and not pay as much attention to the qualifier (would be).   He should be saying “I’m flattered, but I’m married”.  It’s a harder no without hurting…

Obviously Twitter is another thing Deion couldn’t tackle…

This take is irredeemably bad. I Can’t Believe it’s Not Better.

I’m sure you’re an otherwise wonderful human being, but this take makes you a goddamn monster and a war criminal.

She’s alright.