The well is bottomless..

Jeezus, that’s good mimicry. Like, A++ level stream-of-Trumpiness. How can you unhinge your mind like that, and is it hard to return to a linear timeline afterwards?

Exactly. I stopped fact-checking him a long time ago because of this. Nothing that comes out of his mouth is based on truth, rather it is based on his ideal version of what the truth should be. He’s not trying to mislead us - he actually believes his bullshit. It’s a mental illness.

Yeah, I mean it is really that simple. Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, and sometimes a pathological liar is just a pathological liar.

(Jon Lester punches mirror)

ORRRRRR, and stay with me for a sec.

Don’t worry; SHS will come out tomorrow and assure us that the president most certainly didn’t mean the thing he explicitly said, and aren’t WE all the dumb ones for taking his word at its face value.

I look at it as perhaps and hopefully the equivalent of the far right going into “red dwarf” mode: the near term future shows a future where millennials will become the biggest voting block and the boomers will lose their influence. The GOP’s days of having significant power are likely numbered and they probably know…

We accrued some seriously bad karma somewhere....

Calipari boasting about his one-and-done success is the exact same thing as the JD Power Award for Initial Quality™.

I mean, hiring a guy accused of serious financial crimes to the Trump Campaign is pretty directly on-brand.

The dodger did win.

White lady who smokes and drives an SUV is a large pool to pare down.

Now? We’ve been shitting on Cornell since Lucy walked this Earth.

A few people are going to get angry, but most Americans are just going shrug and think, “Why would the company pay them that much if they weren’t worth it?” while Conservative Twitter whines about progressives being envious of hard-earned riches in between telling wealthy athletes to shut up and stick to sports.

Just imagine if he had gone to Brown...

The only knock on Penn hosting the Ivy League tournament is that it might make sense to have it at an Ivy League school.

I have an entire room for fucking. It’s called your mom’s bedroom! HIYO! Gimme me my stars.

So the highlights were from Japanese baseball?

And a few fans. Fuck this team.