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The cop that got out of the Jeep is a woman. 

FREEBIRD!!!!!!

Jeez, you actually had me laughing out loud! Great article.

Exactly. It’s the Hope/Crosby feud that puts both of their names in the spotlight!

They are both political speech, by your own account subject to criticism.

“The parkland kids were openly and publicly sharing political opinions, and that is fair game for criticism.”

I guess God just hates Nick Saban.

I graduated from a rural, midwestern high school in 1979. We had intramural teams with names like “Pot Shots” and “Stone Blues”. There are pictures of them in our yearbook. No one cared back then. Watch “Dazed and Confused” if you want to understand.

I think you also need a playlist I call my “Island 100". It is my 100 favorite songs, regardless of genre, mood, etc. Every song on the list is “good”--if I find myself starting to skip one, its off the list and a new one goes on. The list is never exactly 100 songs, but usually 95-105. These are the songs that are

Didn’t read the article, did you?

If the US C of C is so concerned about democracy and freedom for workers who are unfairly taken advantage of by big bad unions, then surely they are supportive of all kinds of restrictions on corporate officers and board members who might not actually be representing the best interests of their shareholders?

Xi of China. He is the leader of the largest group of people, and he is about to eat Trump’s lunch on the “trade war” and diplomacy fronts.

He’d been swallowing blood.

Welcome back, Gabe!

Serious question: if the reporters/writers/editors are the talent and the paper was profitable and sold for only $1.3 m, why don’t they just start their own employee-owned paper? They could surely get that much traditional (i.e. regular bank) financing if they can’t self finance.

Way to double-down, asshole. You really don’t get it, do you?

And pigeons are winged rats that fly.

Not true. I raised two children, who when they were teenagers each got caught getting into trouble. We came down hard on them for three to six months, with gradually lessening restrictions as they earned it. Sure, they didn’t like it at the time, but they both knew they had been in the wrong.

Not on “the street”, genius, in a fucking classroom. They are talking about teachers, in the middle of teaching, being expected to react to a shooter and take him out. It is idiotic, and this is a perfect example of why it is idiotic.

You’re probably smelling it in the carton. When you pour it, some small amount stays around the edge, outside the container—it will smell “bad” before the milk in the container is bad. When in doubt, pour the milk into a glass, away from the plastic container, then smell it. It will probably be fine.