All that work must have been exhausting.

My parents got one of these in 2002, right when they came out. They insisted on getting one with AWD and a manual, much to the dealer’s dismay (he wanted to sell them one off the lot, all of which were automatic).

Soon we will all become grilles

Oh... my... God... Becky. Look at those wheels! They are so... big, it looks like one of those rap guys’ cars. But ya know, who understand those rap guys? They only drive them because, they need to fit more prostitutes, ‘kay? I mean, those wheels are so big. I can’t believe they are just so round, they are like out…

Isn’t picking the best looking ‘70s hatchback like picking the sexiest Supreme Court justice? Sure, Sotomayor would be the most generous lover and I guess you could call Gorsuch handsome (if you’re into grandpas), but that doesn’t mean you’d want to want to ride any of them. 

I’ve always been a fan of the Honda Z600.

It’s nice, but I think I prefer the staid countenance of the original Honda Civic:

Leave it to Jalopnik to cry out for buttons when their isnt any, and explode when theres too many... w/e

I thought they played the Browns last week? 

Max, Once more taking it to another level this weekend. It augurs good things.

Jeep Compass, hands down.

He’s not having a Goodyear

I haven’t seen anything that would categorize this as a “work truck”. It’s a luxury offroader. 

This is a really screwy metric. Based on current rosters? So the team that won the Superbowl has the best roster. I get that. But the rest just seems made up? 

I mean, they do get to play the Bills, Dolphins, and Jets 2x a year.

OK, OK, so the Patriots didn’t get screwed. In their defense, though, that usually costs an extra hundred, 150, over just the basic handjob.

Original Multipla...Good!

Oh sweet baby Jesus. If they can get into an S2000 then they shouldn’t even consider anything else.

Did these bad boys come with a manual?

S2000... though I like Torch’s suggestion, what about an S600?