Which, actually, is not a bad thing.

You ok, man?

I need to know if the fuel tanks are full or empty before voting.

I’d be curious to know what your top three hits were, which models got the most recommendations that actually resulted in sales.

Mazda and durability

If you really want to just own a Mercedes, you can buy a key chain.

Oh, fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge...

This will always have a special place in my heart because they modded it just to roll it off that truck and nothing else....plus, look at how rad it is!

welp... there is only one holiday movie (okay okay.. 2 i guess.. ill count home alone)

Shoulda been called the C0-Pilot.

You realize it was modeled after the Pioneer 1000, right?
In that regard, I think they did a great job

So... when are we doing this to your green XJ? Or at least hacking it up and grafting the Postal Jeep body on top?

That there’s a first gen CR-V.  

My 65 year old mother drives a TSX wagon. Every night, after her and my dad finish off the rest of the salad with their dinner, my dad goes for the “brownie bites” and my mom replies with a guilt-laden jab.

Peterson’s throwing a lot of heat at the org, but at least it’s a dry heat.

What do mean, “isn’t going to be finished”?

Yes. You win my star.

They should crash all the Pathfinders, in the name of science.

Wait, are you telling me that a big SUV doesn’t automatically mean safe? Well now what am I supposed to do with my 96-month financing period I put on my Ford Escape to keep my family safe?