Your mom drives for what school? That's a VBPD training center now.

back from Bermuda so soon?

Would you like to play a game?

If you haven't hit a light pole with a plane, you've obviously never played Battlefield 3!

Excellent Strategy — and thanks for the laugh.

Speed Tape.

and Hiroshima or Nagasaki didn't have an ass ton of collateral damage?

The ambient light sensor moved as well.. Requires modification of older cases, supposedly LifeProof is sending out replacement fronts beginning Nov. 1

Caught my wife with Find my iPhone about a year ago. — she was "at a meeting" ... at someone's house.

I'm thinking you wrote this moreso that you won't be invited to the keynote as opposed to you "not doing what everyone else does"

This isn't new... There's already one called HSV 2 "Swift" of nearly the same design.

EMALS.

"Let's see how Gawker sensational-ized yet another headline?" .. I'm in!

This Just In: Gawker Media, their readers, and the San Francisco area are predominantly left wing hippies.

Hi, my name is Ryan Dunn and this is Porsche vs Tree.

My guess is it will end up much like the android crowd — It'll be coded in for your phone to ignore the OTA update.

If loud pipes save lives, imagine what learning to ride that thing could do...

stfu.

Pretty interesting, because you'll never see that patch..

@scribethemad: MARBLECAKEALSOTHEGAME