I was so excited to see two penises in the last episode!

My dad will watch ONE episode of every popular show, just to keep up with the kids. But only one. And he's always, always underwhelmed.

My parents and I binge watched the first two seasons of Game of Thrones in a week and my dad still keeps calling it "Chair of Thrones." Also, the Starks are related to Iron Man (Tony Stark!) and Jon Snow is Orlando Bloom Jr.

I watched "Wolf of Wall Street" with my mom and afterwards she goes, in her thick East Coast Jewish accent, "It was good but why did there have to be so many orgies? After the first two orgies it was like, enough already with the orgies."

Yep. I have a nephew with Celiac and his mom makes sure there is no gluten in the entire house, even the garage.

People can also be just plain allergic to gluten. Celiac disease is an autoimmune disorder and it's not the only way gluten can be bad for you. You can have a gluten allergy just like you can have an allergy to nuts, dairy, shellfish, etc. Allergies can vary in severity as well. She might have a mild enough allergy…

Yah, I was trying to find words to help, someone asked me for tools. But honest to goodness I don't know! I still struggle when I find myself in certain situations that used to just derail me. Dating is a big one. I will, of course, forever be fucked up, forever have commitment issue, forever pick the wrong guys,…

Have hope. It's worth having.

I love learning. I love myself for loving to learn.

My favorite fact is that I showed up to the first day of swim camp the summer before high school with a white, heavy duty plastic swim cap, with applique flowers and a chin strap. Almost as cool as the picture, EXCEPT ALSO A CHIN STRAP. I had never swam on a team before and that was the only swim cap at Walgreens…

Uhh... I saved an infant from drowning when I was 10 years old. Her drunk parents were fighting and not paying attention when their baby slipped into the river and started hauling ass downstream, completely upside down in the water. Nobody noticed except me. I swam after her and managed to snag her before she went…

In all seriousness: my favorite fact about myself is that I am no longer self loathing. It is awesome. I was thinking about it the other day and as a now adult, I no longer can even put myself back into my depressive state. I mean, sure, I can remember cutting and burning, I can remember hating myself, I can remember…

About 1/4 of pregnancies end in miscarriage and an overwhelming majority of the time, the women who suffer from them are asked what they did to cause them. I've had 2 miscarriages, both pregnancies I desperately wanted. I don't drink, have never smoked, never done illegal drugs, exercise regularly, and didn't even…

I am TECHNICALLY against the taking of pictures of celebrities' children, but that is the rational side of my brain that isn't going 'LOOK AT HIS LITTLE CHEEKS MORE PICTURES MORE.'

Miscarriages happen for a lot of reasons. I know this is Lindsey Lohan we're talking about, but your statement perpetuates the idea that if a woman has a miscarriage it must be her fault. Miscarriages are very common. Spreading this attitude towards them only brings more pain to the women who have to suffer through…

You know, I am glad I have never been particularly ambitious. I had my first kid at 25. I had been to college, I was married, I had traveled a bit and I had a great single life before marriage and baby came along. A career could come later and it did. I'm doing what I like and I'm happy about.

I feel like the Fertility Fear is just the latest form of guilting women. It's like 30 is pushing it and 35 is some kind of death cliff; I can't tell you how many of my early 30-something friends were shocked that they got pregnant so "quickly" (within 3 months). I read somewhere (reputable, but I don't remember…

If you are that dedicated to your job, why would you ever want kids? Forget bearing them, like you are not going to magically have more time when you are 42 and a CEO.

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