I don’t have to think you’re beautiful in order to respect you.

I had the taste of a femme d’un certain age at 22. Now I have the taste of a 22 year old. *sigh*

She was looking for some work—she didn’t want a fling—when she got a nanny job with Ben and Jen this spring. What was she to do, what was she to say, she needed the money. But over the next few months her bosses went to war—she was there to watch the children, but their father saw more. She had youth! Jen went poof!…

What do we call them? Benanny?

Almost choked on my coffee. Thank you, Bobby Finger.

Who would have guessed that the girl we described, was just exactly what Ben’s penis prescribed? Now Jen Garner found her disgusting - she let her go! And now Ben’s on top of her thrusting - His rep says ‘no!’ She’s the lady in bed, next to Ben Affleck: the man of her dreeeeeeams.

Wow, definitely thought you meant that Ben Affleck was dating Fran Drescher, and my mind was blown for a minute.

Maybe this Nick dude is just bad in bed. Two Bachelorettes have slept with him and neither one seemed interested in even pretending they wanted him to be their fiance for a few months.

Did you know they can't charge a husband and wife with the same crime?

So do I. ...And yet it will not happen.

This article is absolute garbage. You have completely misrepresented what is happening here and you should be fucking fired. You crap on at length about how these celebrities are against decriminalization of sex work, yet fail to acknowledge the following statement:

Yeah, it’s pretty awesome that Amnesty listened to actual sex workers on what would make them safer. If only other organizations would follow suit.

Well done Amnesty, though.

I second your horror.

As long as the mannequin is wearing a size sold in the store, I kinda don’t see the problem here. (More body diversity would be better, of course).

The writer who names these characters has a sweet gig. Here, I’ll come up with 6 more:

Where to start? Okay, first, they were not marched to the ovens. Those were for cremating the murdered Jews. Two, until someone is herding people onto trains, shaving their heads, stealing their clothing, taking their children and then gassing them en masse, it is not the Holocaust. It is not even close.

Half the country’s eyes glazed over when president Obama said “ad hominem” because Latin’s hard and sounds kind of like Spanish.

If you knew my mayor
You’d know that he’s so strong.

I’m 25 and I’ve also never been to a club, been drunk, or um.... “visited a friend’s cottage.” WTF.