Swift doesn’t even try to get any moves popping; she just dramatically repositions herself, sometimes acting the lyrics out so literally it’s like an elementary school play.

My cousin and her daughters attended her concert in Philly last month, and loved it. I liked seeing the selfies of them at the show, looking all psyched to be there. I am happy you had a great time at the concert.

“not shrill enough.” I like her lack of shrill - that show needs less shrill. And I like the word shrill!

It’s been like 18 minutes and I can’t believe no one has said something to me to the effect of “SO YOURE SAYING HER DEATH WASNT A TRAGEDY?!”

So wait... are you advocating researching and informing yourself before jumping to conclusions and working up outrage? That is just crazy alconleigh!

I thought it was hilarious. But then again, I love humor.

Women can talk about and have sex! Women can be into freaking sex! Women can be raunchy!

Now that the Amy Schumer-backlash is OFFICIALLY in full swing, I’m excited to see how long it takes for the Jez opinion pendulum to swing to backlash-backlash.

Maybe she’s just raunchy?

I work exclusively in MVA-personal injury law and am biting my fucking tongue at everyone who thinks Caitlyn should “have the book thrown at her” and “be thrown in jail.”

PLEASE save your fake outrage. Do you think her husband is going to anally rape her now? Or maybe they (like any normal people) will laugh about it. Common sense. Have it.

I can’t wait for it to be explained to me not only why this is bad, but why she is worse than Hitler for doing it.

“Usually, these pranks are charming and harmless. Not so, this time.”

I kinda think that’s hilarious, tbh.

I did a Google search for that and all I could find was this (which was pretty funny):

Thanks for bringing that up. It’s important that people keep shouting “Benghazi!”-oh, sorry, “car accident!” whenever she’s in the public eye.

I don’t remember where I heard it, or who said it, but the best description of Diners Drive-Ins and Dives is:

That she’s a beard?

Anthony Bourdain is also kind of insufferable, too, though. He’s getting too old for his own shtick.