I feel like they would be really obnoxious, pretentious people to be around.

Huh?

Not her best routine, but considering how bad these monologues usually go (Chelsea Handler, *cough*), she did well for what she had to work with.

Oof, that’s some bullshit right there. Not gonna lie, I’d be so fucking bitter it would be hard for me to get over that. And funny you mention buying people friendships, that’s exactly what she did with her friends and bf. They all knew she had the $ and when the bill came for anything, she would always pay. My heart…

I don’t see a therapist, but I think I should, bc I haven’t been able to sleep I’ve been so overwhelmed with guilt, fear, anxiety, etc. I know this sounds extreme, but I’m almost ready to completely cut her and her son out bc I fear it’s the only way I know how to protect myself, even if it means not seeing my nephew…

Long rant ahead. Thank you to the 5 people who will read this.

Dr. Oz has become the National Enquirer of TV shows. Literally every other episode is “secrets celebrities don’t want you to know about weight loss” with actual footage of celebrities hiding their faces from cameras, or “is this diet pill killing you?” when it’s a pill he touted on his show like 6 months ago.

Reese Witherspoon . She’d make any wedding more fun with her drunk white girl dance moves.

So have I, both wearing extension with metal clips and no extensions at all.

Damn you can tell she's lost so much hair. Based on some pics I've seen of hair loss on the sides of her head, I also think she uses that hair colour spray stuff you can use to fill in the scalp area, cause the 2nd pic looks super fake.

Funny, because I think it's too white platinum for her and she *needs* more "brass" (golden tones) to warm her skin back up. She looks good as a blonde, but more of a Jennifer Lopez carmamel blonde, circa 2009. Her hair is pretty much as white has her hair will allow, it's just like lighting and the red in her hair…

She hates "on fleek" so we have that (and taco love) in common.

2.) Literally 20 minutes ago, I was singing to my 2 year old nephew and he takes his finger to my mouth and goes "shhhhhh".

Because it's ratchet, mmkay?