It's why I have a weird celebrity 'crush' on The Stig from Top Gear. Life doesn't always make sense.

Also, I feel like this is relevant:

ME TOO OH MY GOD WHAT IS WRONG WITH US

I thought it was just me....

No no no! Let her talk, she keeps digging herself into a bigger and bigger hole. It just brings more light to the fact that this trial was anything but fair. If she says enough stupid shit, someone is bound to investigate into her selection and the connection between her husband and O'Mara.

The term supermodel has lost all meaning due to everyone everywhere attributing it to every model, regardless of popularity or status in the industry.

It's like... such mystery, such intrigue. As long as the luscious beats keep coming, anything can be under there. Sexy.

How is Karlie Kloss a supermodel? She has like, 1.5 facial expressions. Eyes slightly squinted, lips slightly parted with just a touch of duckface.

But think of the FEELINGS.

They are very... sleek.

Oh give me a break.

I shave because I loving the feeling of smooth skin. Shaved legs on cool sheets? Fucking awesome.

Based on the picture, I thought this was going to be about macaroni art.

Every year that goes by brings more songs by artists I've never heard of. I'm an old.

This is a surprise?

Just waiting for the tattoo enthusiasts to come in and tell everyone that you can never, ever make fun of someone's dumb ink.

what

This was mostly due to the fact that he bankrolled Magic Mike himself - that's production money, not necessarily acting money. But good for him, that's some business savvy!

Holy crap, just read how much money Channing Tatum made last year. Wow. $60 million earned between June 2012 and June 2013.