She's that special kind of weird looking that is so indescribable that it makes her twice as attractive. I mean nothing on that face should work and yet... well, there it is. Gorge.

Her lipstick is gorgeous.

Doesn't that place men in a catch-22? I'm guessing my partner would be VERY reluctant to defend himself by hitting me IF I suddenly started hitting him. We're the same height and I have a few pounds on him. I also have a male friend who is a GIANT but would never hit a woman back. Both of these men would simply take…

I also found this unsettling. Emma Roberts gives her a bloody nose. Lindy says "Hey, men and women, don't hit and bite each other. Allegedly."

Megan McCain wants to be cool so bad that it is painful to watch.

Clearly, the author is not a parent of teenagers.

Honestly? I'm okay with parents keeping an eye on teenagers on FB and elsewhere. Teenagers are still learning how to not be stupid (like adults, but even more so!), and as such, need guidance.

Joey's Want List:

Erm, lovable? I'm going with insufferable twatwaffle, myself.

Doctor: I have terrible news, Mr. and Mrs. Johnson. Tina is very, very ill, with a terrible case of Rhapidosponeliosis.

She just seems kind of obnoxious, really.

Not interested. I know your kind in real life and I will not drink your homemade kombucha and read your musings on the "ephemeral nature of time and days" and I don't care how grounded you feel when you rub dirt on your face to exfoliate.

Watch out Chris Brown! George Zimmerman lost 80 pounds and no one will believe you didn't throw the first punch...

Wow, Chris Brown is gonna be hella disappointed when he finds out beating cancer isn't what he thinks it is.

I was imagining an 18-year-old high school kid and wanted to pat the poor little nerdlinger on the head and tell him none of this would matter in a few years.

You're missing the point. In this economy, it's quite often a choice between Starbucks barista and no income. It's not like there's a choice between barista, nuclear engineer, gas station attendant, teacher, Senator, etc.

"Mahnke also allegedly told him President Obama and his wife and two children would be kicked out of the White House and “sent back to Africa” after the 2012 elections."

There are entitled jerks of all genders and it's a gross, immature attitude.

I am 15 weeks pregnant with my first, and I am now in TEARS. Thanks, Cornwell. Thanks a lot.

This is a nice Exhibit A for the ugly baby article. We get to witness the transformation from ugly newborn to adorable child.