So, I didn't know too much of this Henry character. From some pictures, I thought he was your typical late 30's type who looked preternaturally young. When I found out he was dating Kaley, I mentally rolled my eyes, because, *of course* he's dating a much younger woman.

Please. Every good conservative knows that vaginas *are* vulgar transmissions. Even the word "vagina" is too vulgar to be uttered in a public forum.

Fuck! The White House Correspondent's Dinner!

Dad?

WHAT? I almost didn't watch it because I was expecting to cringe but he is really good!

"Blue, Imma let you finish, but I have one the worst names of all time."

Jesus, I`m sure this is his next one:

Ugh, this. A few years back, I went on a few dates with a guy who was devastatingly handsome. I knew he was a Conservative (Canadian) but I wasn`t bothered because I figured Canadians were a lot more liberal (and this was before politics had become really polarized) than American Republicans were. Or so I thought. So,…

Apparently, bad painting skills.

Ohhhh, so you're being 'picked on' because you're just "better" and we're just immature jealuzz h8terz? Gotcha.

"You must understand, I have a poster of logical fallacies above my monitors as well as a javascript program to catch common articles of speech / words that are typical of such fallacies."

That's some mother fucking logicalness right there.

Yeah, the only people who have made a comment about my unmade face are women and gay men, including some of my own (ex) "friends". They aren't doing it because of men, they're doing it because they're assholes who get off on preying on your insecurities. Now, of course, the reaction I've gotten from women when I tell…

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I'll frequent a new site when I find one that offers the same hilarious commenting as this one. Your criticism of my reading practices aside,.....wait, there is nothing more to add after "well, then...."

You get all the stickers today.

I'm not going to "cite" it, because this isn't a freakin term paper, but I can also attest that she uses it way too much and it' s distracting. However, I think most writers here overuse slang, swear words and Caps Lock as a crutch, not just Anna.

How does this not have more votes?

When in doubt, go with Mark Twain. Or Michael Scott.

"TELLTALE SIGNS THAT A WOMAN IS MISBEHAVING VIA HER PURCHASES"