Actually, I think the technical term is called "the sugars".

That is up there with some of my most hated sayings, along with, "I'm just telling it like it is" and, "It's in God's hands". Semi-related, I was doing some creeping on someone's Pinterest and they pinned this list from "A Christ Centered Marriage" and number 4 just about made me scream:

Their entire "argument" is, "Oh, honey, if only you were actually pretty, you'd have work and wouldn't have to mooch off us." Ugh.

Omg this is the 5th gif I've seen here today that has literally made me laugh out loud.

Aaaaand

I mean the ones that look and feel like cheap plastic, like the kind you get at the dollar store discount bin. She looks like she has at least 1000 pairs, whereas I'd rather have 5 nice nice ones.

Clearly. I mean, I own some Marciano pieces and H&M is one of my 'go to' stores when I need an outfit on a budget, but it's like she has knack for finding the ugliest/tackiest/cheapest looking things of every designer and then buying it in every colour. I'd much rather have someone's closet like Cameron Diaz, where…

Has anyone ever seen Paris' closet? It's revolting. And I don't mean so much in a consumerist way (I happen to love Kimora's closet so who am I to talk), but in a taste way. It literally looks like she walked into Claire's/Hot Topic/Maricano/Forever 21/H&M and bought each ENTIRE store and then stuffed it into her…

She has Salma Hayek eyes.

Maybe that's a good thing? I had to delete my own dad because he kept spewing racist/homophobic/misogynist crap. It got to the point where people were asking me who "that jackass" is that kept spamming me. Awkward.

You're right, I shouldn't have called you an idiot. I could have just as easily made my point w/o making it personally attacking, and for that, I apologize.

You're an idiot. I never said nor implied they were inappropriate, I quoted the article:

Yeah, I know. But they added the link where you can see said butt photo plus a huge pic of crotch shot of the same "denim underwear" which is 99.9999999999% the exact same effing thing, hence the headline. Jezebel is no better than NYDN, in fact, I'd say, they're worse.

I love how you think I'm the dumb one here. My 'fake headline' was poking fun at the fact that that what they're doing is the exact same shit they're getting outraged over. They printed a fucking link to the very picture they're getting outraged over. Is doing this and then printing a close up a crotch of a 12 year…

Jezebel site runs NYDN's Paparazzi Pic of Sasha Obama's Butt in Jean Shorts.

I noticed that then my eye focused on his really obvious (badly done) face lift scar that goes all up his temple.

Yep. I just recently was able to type the word out but that is the most progress I've made in years. I used to volunteer in a library where I had to wipe down the books and I would avoid the 'S' part of the animal section because I knew there was one on the cover. Anytime one comes on the tv, I have to plug my ears…

I'm not sure what there is to "get" lol. Strippers usually have fake nails and it's the first thing I think of when I see them.

"Sweetie, does this wedding ring make my jaw look like a caveman?"

I was gonna say she looks a lil Lil Kim like in that photo.