Absolutely not. I never joke around on Jezebel.

She could remove the child from the building until it calmed down. Like most parents would do. Like my parents did with me at restaurants so my tantrum would not cause other people undue distress.

What in God's name is this hair? It's like some scene kid from 2004 wormed their way into this woman's dressing room to style her.

Some homages are best left un-homaged.

Did anyone else think Miranda Lambert looked sad for a lot of the evening? I genuinely felt like she and Blake Shelton got in a big fight in the limo or something, and she was trying to put on a brave face for the show.

He must have a moody (abusive), complicated (misogynistic), artistic temperament.

Of course Alaska is a better place to visit than Florida. It's fucking beautiful and clean here, and the people are helpful, friendly and honest. And everyone here smokes weed anyway, now it will be legal.

To be fair, he married a Miss World Winner and JLo. So maybe she is punching a bit above her weight.

In 4 or 5 years he will be engaged to someone else. Make the most of it. Shannon.

Is it wrong that despite all this, I still view making it on the cover of O Magazine as the ultimate personal achievement?

One of her "favorite things" is her own book. Never change, Oprah. Never change.

Summary of this article: Black people must be left-wing. We are not allowed to hold different political views without being seen as "traitors."

So, I've been listening to her music a lot as background while having sex. And let's just say I highly recommend it.

i mean it would be a bummer for me because i would react so hysterically that i would have to be committed. but he's p familiar with getting out of asylums so i imagine i will be rescued by him.

like damn the only way this could be better is if they said evan peters dumped emma r and came out as saying he likes older, plus sized redheads with rabid and hysterical feminist leanings.

Jessica Biel's face is so pretty, it physically hurts my face to look at it.

I read this and I knew you were comin', guns blazin'.

THIS IS A FUCKING EXCELLENT DIRTBAG EVERYTHING IMPORTANT IS IN IT I AM SO EXCITE ABOUT HARRY I AM IN A CONSTANT STATE OF HEAVY BREATHING AND THEN TAYLOR IS AMAZING AND THEN WHAT THE FUCK IS JTIMB'S HAIR IN THAT PICTURE

"The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter." - Winston Churchill

Here's the only issue I have. Dunham is getting quite the pass while others (Chris Brown) aren't. I'm not saying CB should get a pass. I address that in a separate Jez article. The narrative for him from him seems to be, "I was young, it happened, I'm still paying for it, Rihanna and I are good, when will the public…