I bought Britney Spears' Midnight Fantasy at Winners for $20 and it smelled like slutty blueberries.

Heh, my aunt is like that. You can show up with no annoucement, and she'll make chicken soup from scratch, a plum tart, and these German cookie thingies with more skill and ease than me heating up a Lean Cuisine. I get too freaked out when people spring things on me; I plan my spontaneous moments!

No one taught me either, and I don't think it's hard, but so many women I know don't know how to do it. I once had to help a girl in a public bathroom in mall puts hers on, or rather, I saw her struggling, and offered to help her. It's a "girl skill" you either have or don't.

Aww, I liked the bow tie article, I thought it was endearing. It reminds me of my friend's 21 b-day and she had bought herself fake eyelashes without knowing how to put them on. So she asked her mom. She didn't know either. Then she asked her sister who tried and glued them halfway up her eyes. Then she calls me, in…

What is so different/better about them? I don't go to Vietnamese ladies bc I find they run more of an assembly line and keep trying to sell me on those stupid nail designs and shellac. The lady I go to now is Hungarian and does it more in a spa-like manner (and has wayy better colour choices).

Actually, I think adding men to it was always part of the bit that we might see in the next few weeks, it's just that once you've seen Jimmy and another dude roll around, people won't think it's as funny with the women.

I've seen some screenshots from my friends that are like this. That still doesn't mean that we should use these screenshots from the internet and pass them off like a real story bc we've learned from so many times before, that they turn out fake too many times.

Jesus, really? You're not usually so rude and petulant on here, so maybe I'll chalk it up to having a bad day, but if anybody's acting like a "douchebag", it's you right now, not the poster.

It helps to believe it bc then you wouldn't have anything to publish, but these things are 9/10 fake. Like this one that's been used everywhere:

Girl, I feel ya. I was in a kids clothing store with my nephew last week, and was trying to fit him into the 18-24 month clothes (he's 20 months), and they were too small. Then I tried to fit him into 1T, and that was too small. He wears a 2T now. I started tearing up bc he's not a baby anymore, he's a kid!

Yeah, the slope is unnatural and bc they took too much off at the top, the bottom of her looks even bigger. I actually liked both the before noses better. The second girl is gorgeous but her nose job makes her mouth look ducky, even though it's the exact same pose.

I think bumped noses can be really beautiful! I also love noses that hook down, so when you smile your upper lips almost touches the nose. But I also find that you have to have stronger features to be able to support that nose, like fuller cheeks and defined jawline.

lol no worries, now I feel bad for snarking at you :)

Hahahah yes! I had my nose done, but before I found my surgeon (I'm in Toronto), I was really depressed that every surgeon made every nose look 'the same', despite the ethnicity and facial proprtions. Oh, and if you were black? Girl, run. They made the nostrils look like triangles and shortened the vertical nose…

Yes, I read that and was like, "finally somebody gets it". I didn't read the original article, maybe you did and can expand on or correct this, but it's interesting that it's not odd to Maureen nor Lindy that in order for Asians to be "beautiful Asians", they have to erase a very common defining feature that makes…

Yes, of course, that's why I think the argument "white people think races want to look like them" is all the more disingenuous because the argument was never about looking more white, it was about looking more like the white *ideal*. One cannot accept the argument that Western ideals (in any sense) have had a…

Ding ding ding.

lol then my comment was semi-pointless. Yes, I agree.

I'm not sure if you're expanding to my point, or countering it. The "actually" implies the latter, bur your comment fits in more with mine. You touched on the "more desirable white groups", which, have transcended white people groups and have dominated globally. If we accept that white beauty standards have crossed…

Are you being obtuse on purpose? A defining trait among many black noses is that it's wider and flatter with a low bridge. Just because many Asians also have wider and flatter noses with low bridges as well doesn't mean these aren't any less defining traits of their noses of either ethnicity. Basically, a trait can…