They're better people than I am, apparently. I'd have a really hard time not calling the cops bc you chose your vanity over your children's safety.

The shadowing around her mouth makes me see more Conchita Wurst:

Ha, it's not a shirt that will work for most women, but with a cute pair of skinny jeans and a fitted jacket on top, it goes from juvenile to age appropriate fun. I wear girls' workout clothes because the fit is better and you pay less tax, so I guess I'm enabling your eating disorder or whatever/sarcasm.

I'll trust the people in my life ( actual mechanics who've owned and maintained Mercedes) who told me the particular car I was looking was a great deal more than some random anonymous internet commenter, but thanks for coming out.

Hahahaha what is this from?

Heh I'm so stealing this. I'm considering buying a Mercedes (2012 C Class, tons of kms, under $23,000) and anytime I tell someone this (my last car was totalled by a deer, they know I need new one) they're all, "oooooh, someone's loaded." Muahaha.

Seriously. Look at any picture of Kim and her baby at any time (even going out for a few hours), and she's followed by at least one nanny. Look at Kim's life before her baby and how much help she had to take care of herself. You think somehow she opted for less or (laughing) no help when the baby came around? Her…

I'm going through this right now. I went through this phase of working my ass out to get a really nice shape, and then didn't go for a few weeks and now it's (insert deflating tire sound).

Heh, I noticed on TMZ the last few days they've been falling over themselves to give her compliments, so she is def. paying people to keep her in the news for her new music video.

She's too old to be making such obviously regrettable choices.

Good to hear from you :) I read your 'objectively terrible' comment, is there any chance (however small) that can improve to not terrible, or are those terrible things set in stone? You said "not much" which implies there is something that can be done to change your situation(s). I guess I'm trying to see any ounce…

Cassie, you're breaking my heart. This has to be a cry for help. Maybe you went though something recently that inspired that comment or maybe the burden and fatigue of dealing with the same (seemingly) never ending shit is just too much, but I just want you to know that I care about you and want you with us.

MORE??!!! Are you kidding because right now I'm in so much pain, I literally got up and started dancing around my room to Katy Parry songs to take my mind off of it (not working.)

I got Zoom whitening done today. It didn't hurt as much as I feared but right now my teeth are hella sensitive and I'm hungry and I can't eat and I'm just all around miserable right now (my teeth look purty, though.)

Cat related but making this story about me.

A) You can not know what a word means and still not be dumb B) it was a joke. My point being was that he wouldn't try to hyper intellectualize something the way the commenter's example was set up as.

The sarcasm was implied in the headline.

LOL I actually almost think Kelly thinks the opposite, although maybe the wrangler guy wouldn't use the word 'emasulcate' only bc he doesn't know what it means lol. That "skinny jeans" are too elitist, pretentious, emo, high maintenance and maybe 'metrosexual' (read:beta), whereas a 'wranglers' guy is more traditonal…

As someone who's dated plenty of 'skinny jeans', I know exactly what she's talking about.

Jezebel is an online tabloid when they are being criticized for writing fluff pieces that seem anti-feminist. When they're criticized as only being an online tabloid, they like to mention all the 'hard-hitting' stories that supposedly put them above online tabloid. Basically, they want to have it both ways.