So this Paul Newman quote probably sums up love and marriage?

yo, big wangs hurt. Like, I can feel it in my uterus and that is just so wrong. Get out of my no man's land, wang. do. not. want.

I would call her passionate and unafraid to speak truth to power. I have never once thought of her as angry, violent, or demonizing.

Come on — they'll both have a good laugh about this at the I-bank in 5 years after they've just closed the big merger that will put 16,000 people out of work....

Men are terrible. I'm glad I'm a guy, because if I was a woman I'd never ever date. Ever. It blows my mind that any woman would want anything to do with us.

Yeah, she's a one-trick pony. Her trick is: "winning".

Actual photo of me:

Cool?

Oh, Cindy, did they photoshop this photo too?

That is the face of Kim about 15 years ago.

This is not the face of a human teenager.

is there no Sunday night open thread anymore?

I just need to understand how that's a leg.

You literally can't say, or do, anything these days without twitter erupting in outrage. It's the new normal.

Maybe this says something about me, but I just collapsed in a ball laughing after watching that sketch

Oh no! Not Twitter users!

Khloe would be a much better choice than Nene Leakes. Khloe is prone to self-effacing humor which is a necessary component of the sort of insult comedy that goes with fashion policing because you need that to not come across like a total asshole. Khloe was a fun guest judge on RuPaul's Drag Race, and her family's…

Am I the only one who is disappointed when the people who pull off legit heists are caught?

They robbed the jewels in 2008 and were convicted 9 years later. In the future?