Yeah, I think that's the ticket. Thanks for making me normal-ish again :)

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How fucking shitty is your life that your need to be right over such a stupid thing is more important than showing some compassion over a KID'S DEATH?

LOL seriously no joke, before reading this article, I was dancing in front of my mirror.

I just don't get how anyone could look at Kanye's history of comments and not see him for the disrespectful asshole he clearly is.

Please, I'd rather have a man friend come over and sit on his face then send him off rather than full on fucking with a husband which (bc there's no birth control like you said), will likely end up in (yet another) pregnancy. And how much pleasure fucking can you do when you have a gaggle of children you're…

Azealia is so clearly insecure with herself. And for someone who spends 99% of her time picking fights with people, you'd think she'd have some better insults. Oooh making fun of a woman's age. Sick burn.

You changed the genders throughout your story, which may be an innocent typo, but it stuck out as odd to me right away.

I ran into a high school of mine and she gave me her # telling me to catch up. We texted back and forth sometimes for an hour at a time and then I invited her to coffee and she still hasn't gotten back to me.

Yep, you can get it anywhere, but the most popular places are the face, décolletage, and hands.

A quick follow up on my escort escapades.

I considered that but she looks tan from recent sun exposure too. Also, she's a gajillionaire and could easily afford IPL to get rid of the damage (I don't think she's a stranger to other cosmetic enhancements) but that would involve having to stay out of the sun.

Hi, my name is Vanessa and I'd like to be your fuck friend.

The "worst" (relatively speaking) part of that photo is the preventable sun damage. You'd think a super model would take better care in that regard. However, she still looks smoking and her face is GORGEOUS.

When I read this, I heard Amy Dunne's voice lol. I mean that as a compliment, btw.

Maybe I'm still high from exercising, but I cracked up watching this. It looks stupid in the best way possible, and I normally hate crap like this.

Whoa, Kendall looks strikingly beautiful in that black and white photo. First time I can see why she's a high end model.

If you're like my grandmother, be molested by her uncle and then blame it on her mother because she abandoned her (and couldn't protect her against said molester). She has never said these exact words but it's so obvious her hatred towards women (she blamed my mom on her abuse from men for not being "smart" enough to…

Well I think she got slammed (called out) more for thanking Tom For for personally 'dressing' her when she really bought OTR.

Your "suggestion" (judgment over how I react to horrible news) came at the incorrect and ignorant assumption that crying about bad news a.) is a "time waster" and b.) means that I don't already volunteer. What *is* a time waster is explaining this to because you already know and were just looking for a way to kick…