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Vanessa Futrell
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You know how something happens in the news, and it’s incredibly weird and far-fetched, and as you are reading it,

Evil is a helluva drug. Apparently, it will keep you alive, but makes you look like microwaved death in return (e.g. Trump, Bannon, Steven Miller,Kellyanne Conway, this Nunberg guy, Hope “Hopey” Hicks, etc.).  

It’s ok, they are just evolving to their natural state.

Got damn! This motherfucker and I are the same age. Wypipo age like shit.

Born June 21, 1981 (age 36)

Evil is terrible for the skin, apparently.

A life lived in service to the Dark Side of the Force exacts a terrible toll on the body. Such is the price of its power.

I saw that too. I’m still wondering how everyone there ages like milk set out on a warm day.

Someone on Twitter said Nunberg was born in 1981. I need to see some receipts because he looks fifty. Everybody in 45's circle looks old as hell. Even Hope Hicks, whose youth and beauty are often mentioned, looks older than 29.

And this mufukka is an attorney. Bruh whet??!!

For Brutus is an honorable man;

This wasn’t full Kanye, this was full Charlie Sheen. I mean at one point I was waiting for him to yell out WINNING!! As for the comments about Huckabee, um show me the lie,

filed to “Get your boy.”

Everyone knows the only way a white cop gets disciplined is for roughing a white nurse. I suggest everyone becoming a white nurse for their safety.