Kardashian wasn’t a defense attorney. He was a real-estate broker.

Every time I see him, I’m reminded they are never coming back and I want to crawl in a hole and cry.

God, I miss him.

I will take king George now at his age, anytime over Trump

AND he received President Barak Obama in his pajamas. Cheeky one, that Georgie.

I would be willing to rejoin the British Empire just to have him rule us with an iron fist. We obviously can’t do democracy right, anyway.

The tantrum will be thrown by the sibling with the adorable resting bitch face. (I hate all babies except him.)

George, no contest.

Are you kidding? Prince George has already done the following (live on tv, no less): beat up a commoner baby at a play date, tried to murder a cute bunny in Australia, and dismissed the Prime Minister of Canada’s attempts at a welcome handshake. Prince George is going to ruin that wedding.

Baby’s First Scam.

They persuaded their bodyguard to buy lemonade, and then their driver, and then the maids, who “dug deep for their spare change.”

So a racist Nazi-loving asshole can’t get along with a Jewish douche with no experience in government? Gasp! I am shocked! SHOCKED!!!!!

I don’t know about you all, but I think men may be constitutionally too emotional to be in leadership positions.

I’m not active duty anymore so my ass is about as safe as it can get, but I appreciate the sentiment!

I’m mostly angry for guys like the ones in this photo. A full bird colonel is having to take this rich kid playing army dress-up seriously. His men have to follow. We have thrown our people to the wolves, and they’re…

Incredibly angry, thanks for asking!

These useless chucklefucks. Just look at this smarmy little dipshit.

Any military out there? How do you feel about this douchebag making life or death decisions for you?

1. I think this little Ivanka show is yet another way to have us look in another direction while they fuck over America. Like hey look over here at Ivanka, while we sell out the country. Not sure what it is, but it will eventually come to light.

It’s just fucking unbelievable that 45 gets away with everything at this point. Fuck the GOP. Every single time (which is, well, every day) he pulls another stunt, I try to imagine what would have happened if it had been Hillary Clinton.