I was kind of hoping that he would attend and die from a rage-stroke halfway through the opening remarks. Oh well, I guess I’ll just have to wait for Colonel Sanders to finish him off instead...

Yes. Good thing the guy running the White House doesn’t need a safe space, like us whiny triggered libruls.

Hell, go all out and have Alex Baldwin as Trump and Melissa McCarthy as Sean Spicer.

So, what is rock bottom?

<3 ETA: And don't forget the possibility that this melds your dickhole skin together and you need surgery to cum or piss again. Possibly, you know, if the surgery works.

It is most definitely not a good idea. He should try gluing the end of his nob and see how long it takes before he thinks he maybe made a mistake. Gluing fem bits? Seriously? If I was his mother I’d slap him upside the head

Imagine a chapstick-a dudestick, if you will-that you put on the tip of your dick. When you orgasm, it naturally blocks the cum from exiting the dick, but just keeps it inside the body with #science. How is this different from a condom? They both keep you from getting your partner pregnant by containing the cum. You…

There certainly seems to be a healthy dose of sexism involved.

Bro, stop. Menstrual products definitely do not stop your body from doing what it does naturally. Thought experiment for you: you cut your arm, you put a band-aid on it, are you preventing your body from doing what it does naturally? Nope. Instead you’re preventing the blood from getting everywhere. I mean for real,…

Are you an eleven year old boy? This is not how menstruation works or how women deal with it.

My husband is the same way. In fact he took a picture of the package of my preferred product and saved it on his phone so if he ever has to run out and pick some up for me he knows exactly what he’s looking for.

Lol, what? Tampons don’t prevent the body from doing what it does naturally. I think you might be on the same misinformed wavelength as this doctor.

Or, people could just stop feeling embarrassed by feminine products and just get over it. There is no reason that a woman should feel shame (or society make her feel shame) for using something like a tampon. People need to loosen up a little. As for this whole glue thing, I’m not a doctor, but I suspect that it is a…

Abusers are often charismatic at the outset. The red flags start small and grow. There are crocodile tears and apologies and promises. It gets more when money, kids, and pets are involved. People can’t always just leave.

He probably chooses them for emotional insecurity and fear of abandonment, then starts out with heavy-duty love bombing. It’s extremely disorienting, engaging, and difficult to resist, and creates the illusion of a bond that’s then hard to break. The next step is gaslighting to keep her off balance.

So everyone I know that has been involved in an abusive relationship didn’t have any reason to suspect the guy was abusive until they were pretty well in. And I know leaving is complicated. But at this point I’m kind of shocked anyone dates Chris Brown. Or do some women really think they can change him?

I know he’s the worst but also Wtf is he wearing? It’s like “this is what a gay guy would live in over the top right???” (Except no.) I swear I wonder if he isn’t just some regular scum bag who saw an extra golden opportunity to coopt queerness into his hateful schtick. Bizzare.