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Vanessa Futrell
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Less than a month actually. It’s felt like 7 FUCKING YEARS!!

If it’s Petreaus, he’ll have to notify his probation officer because he’s still on probation.

I’d like to think getting a few good people in to this goat rodeo would help but look how they treated Sally Yates. Anyone who won’t fall in line and tell any lie they give you is just asking to be outright fired. And even if you aren’t fired, who knows what tomfoolery will go on to ruin your good name? I guess we’ll

Sweet cheese your dad almost punched John Geoghan? Your father’s drunk instincts were gold.

Something about the guy just set my father’s teeth on edge, and so after a Jack Daniel’s or four, he announced that the guy was a smug asshole and that he wanted to knock him out. At the time we just thought it was my father...well...being my father. (To say he was a bit of a hothead would be an understatement.) But

I think this is the reason that shows do so much better than movies (I just made up that fact, I dunno) on streaming sites is that once you find a show you can both agree on, you watch every single episode. Then you maybe start over and do it again.

Netflix cheating is only possible if you can actually settle on a damn show to watch. Seriously, the amount of time we spend flipping through Netflix, Hulu, and Amazon Prime is just criminal.

LOL! The pastor decided (in the middle of it) that he wanted to go play golf. He told us all to get out of the church. One of the deacons said we could stay, just lock up and put the keys through the letter slot when we were done. So we stayed. Then he decides he’s going to stand in for the pastor, comes back, and

I am sad I did not write this, but happy to have seen it (and it was how I found out this week’s celebrity news).

This looks great.

Thank you for posting this, today. Istanbul and cats: heavenly combination. 💛 (The trailer reminded me of this treasure!)

This film looks extraordinary and in the spirit of celebrating cats and the people who love them, may I introduce Moshow to the conversation?

I saw this on Twitter a couple of days ago and it made me think...for a split second...we’re all going to be okay:

Man, I love cats sooooo much. I can’t wait to see this. When I feel awful about the world these days, I think about how no matter what humans do, there will always be kittens. Cats are going to keep having babies even if we fuck up everything.