The summer after my sophomore year of college, my parents asked me to house sit for them while they went out of town for a long weekend. At the time, they lived in a fairly remote area so it was a bit of a trek, but it was a big beautiful house on the lake and my parents’ pets were sweethearts. First night I actually…

I finally found this thread early early enough to *maybe* not be totally buried! The most intensely creepy thing that’s ever happened to me is also the most oddly beautiful.

I am getting so filled with hatred towards these people that I’m starting to get scared my own thoughts...

Turns out doxxing a public official is highly illegal

I appreciate your level of fuckery. I love retribution and this is an awe inspiring plan. She should do it.   

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Tell them you make monogrammed thermoses.

I’ve been using The Ordinary’s Granactive Retinoid 5% in Squalane, and their Niacinamide 10% + Zinc 1%. There might be better options but so far these are good.

Yay! What cleanser is it?

I’m from the American South, and I will never stop using “y’all.”

It sounds like you had the option of staying at home with your kid or bringing him along to work. I think many, many women are repulsed and traumatised by the machines and the process but do not have the luxury of choice. For health, economic or social reasons people may not be able to nurse, so their choice is…

You wanna know something fun? My parents helped run the county-wide Obama campaign in ‘08, went to anti-Trump protests, have never voted Republican in their life, and might lose their goddamn house in this storm, you miserable fuck.

Yes, all of North Carolina cheered when fellow humans died last year. We held parties, even. NC might be a red state, though it has gone blue and I wouldn’t be surprised if that happened again, but people are likely going to die so bringing politics into a tragedy is a pretty gauche move and is something that is…

Reportedly, Elton John is ecstatic about it. I’m guessing they had a positive experience working together on Kingsman 2. I like Taron Egerton a lot (based solely on his work in Kingsman & Kingsman2), so I’ll give it a chance.

NEVER EVER THREATEN MASCARA AGAIN OR YOU WILL SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES THE LIKES OF WHICH FEW THROUGHOUT HISTORY HAVE EVER SUFFERED BEFORE. WE THIRTY-FOUR YEAR OLD MOMS ARE NOT ONES WITH THE MONEY OR TIME FOR EXPENSIVE LASH TREATMENTS. BE CAUTIOUS!

Can we just refer to them as Gerald and Ashley hence forth?

The cerave one the OP mentioned(pictured) has been my favorite. It’s not too thick, not too thin. Not gritty, not greasy. Just very neutral and inoffensive in general. Bonus - it doesn't sting my eyes at all. 

“Would of?” Nope. No longer hot, Mr. Holden.

“When you saw only one set of footprints,
It was then that I carried Ariana Grande.”

The format privileges the successful and the extraordinary, popping them out of their context and any social movements or communities of activism or mutual aid that sustained their work. Telling stories for children also tends to file away rough edges, and there’s also the matter of who gets included, which is rarely…